if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart
i hate the expectation that i have to plan for the future. has anyone ever considered im scared
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot
I like to think that Nimona and Ambrosius are both equally disappointed in Ballister for forgiving Ambrosius for chopping off his arm
(via jabberwockypie)
*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you…..
*gently lifting a cup of water to his lips* it’s going to be okay. *choking back tears* just a few more sips and then we’ll get you a sandwich…
Reblog to give a glass of water to every dehydrated actor with shrink wrapped abs whose life was endangered for a shirtless scene
(via professional-dog-hugger)